Moister than an oyster!


The I'm Wet Diddle Stick is around 52cm long, 127 grams of watermelon served up on your ass, and is made from reclaimed materials. This particular beastie is a charming watermelon theme, with green, white and fluro pink down the body of the paddle, complete with rind lines, seeds, and a happy little face along with "I'm Wet" in block text. The fluro pink is UV reactive and will glow wonderfully under black light. Due to this being oneof my original designs, there are a few cosmetic scruffs on the body of the paddle, but these do not affect its use in anyway.


The Diddle Stick is the scene queen here at Pastel Poisons. My first and favourite toy off the press, these bad boys are ready for some fun.


The shorter Diddle Sticks are better for those with less grip strength or wrist issues, folks who are newer to impact play, or those who prefer more control over their implements of ass destruction. The longer ones pack more of a punch and are suited to those who like to play harder, those who like to scare their playpartners, or those who have a bit more experience with larger toys and like the versatility. Ultimately, there is something to suit every taste, and custom Diddle sticks are certainly an option.


This item is a hand-illlustrated custom design. Subsequent productions of this item may differ slightly in appearance from the picture above as a result of the creation process. As a hand made item, there are minor imperfections, scuffs and bumps, as pictured.


Please make sure you check out the Toy Care instructions page so you can give your new toy the best treatment possible!

I'm Wet Diddle Stick


Weight: 127g

Length: 52cm

Colour: Pink,green, white and red

Finish: Satin + UV reactive pink

Glitter: None

Curved: Yes

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