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© 2019 by Pastel Poisons. Proudly created with EVA Studios

You like blue? I got you blue. 

Lemme Smash!


This Poison Pounder is looking for a new home! Made from reclaimed timber, this Pounder features a wide grip handle for ease of use, is lightweight and comfortable for long-term swinging and is absolutely one of a kind with that adorable little bird, Ron.


Approximately 55cm in length.


Only you can provide an answer to the age-old question; DO YOU WANT SUM FUK?


This item is a hand-illlustrated custom design. Subsequent productions of this item may differ slightly in appearance from the picture above as a result of the creation process. As a hand made item, there are minor imperfections, scuffs and bumps, as pictured. This particular item hasn't been blessed with a hail of glitter, but IS made in a glitter-rich environment.


Please make sure you check out the Toy Care instructions page so you can give your new toy the best treatment possible!

Want sum fuk? Poison Pounder


Postage is calculated at a flat rate of $15 Australia-wide, with options for discreet shipping available.

This item is available for postage worldwide at an additional cost. Please contact me directly to arrange shipping outside Australia.

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