You've been a baaaaad boy!

 

This "Feeling Horny?" pounder  is around 38cm long,  and a whopping 446 grams of terrible puns, and is made from an unknown reclaimed hardwood. This particular beastie is a two-tone teal and sky blue, with "Feeling Horny?" in blue text. A graphic of a white ram with brown horns bounces over grass, and two butterflies in red and blue flutter past.

 

This pounder is made out of an unknown hardwood, and is quite dense and heavy! At almost half a kilo heavy, this paddle is solid, but not hard to handle. There are some cosmetic surface splits at the very end of the paddle, however these do not impact the functionality of the paddle at all, and are just a feature of using reclaimed timber. Little black dots have been placed over the handle to match the teeny tiny holes on the back!

 

Small and unassuming, but holy bajoly will this little punk pack a punch! Pounders feature a wide grip handle for ease of use, are lightweight and comfortable for long-term swinging. Their impact tends to be a much broader thumpy sensation when comapared to the thinner Diddle Sticks, and is good for those who prefer thuddy to stingy sensations. They make a good intro to impact play due to their more 'entry friendly' sensations, and control offered to the user.

 

This item is a hand-illlustrated custom design. Subsequent productions of this item may differ slightly in appearance from the picture above as a result of the creation process. As a hand made item, there are minor imperfections, scuffs and bumps, as pictured.

 

Please make sure you check out the Toy Care instructions page so you can give your new toy the best treatment possible!

"Feeling Horny?" Pounder

$80.00Price

Weight: 446g

Length: 38cm

Colour: Blue, green, white and red

Finish: Satin

Glitter: None

Curved: No

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