This wicked Fuckyounicorn Pounder is around 41cm long, 425 grams of whoopass, and is made from reclaimed timber. This paddle is a features the natural merbau wood grain, highlighted with a satin varnish, as well as a colourful design including a white unicorn horn with blue glitter outline, and "Bitch, I'm the FUCKYOUNICORN" in bright lettering!
This paddle is ribbed on the opposite side!
Small and unassuming, but holy bajoly will this little punk pack a punch! Pounders feature a wide grip handle for ease of use, are lightweight and comfortable for long-term swinging. Their impact tends to be a much broader thumpy sensation when compared to the thinner Diddle Sticks, and is good for those who prefer thuddy to stingy sensations. They make a good intro to impact play due to their more 'entry friendly' sensations, and control offered to the user.
As a hand made item, there are minor imperfections, scuffs and bumps, as pictured.
Please make sure you check out the Toy Care instructions page so you can give your new toy the best treatment possible!
Fuckyounicorn Pounder
Weight: 425g
Length: 41cm
Colour: Wood Grain + Rainbow
Finish: Satin
Glitter: Yes
Curved: No




