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I was blinded by the light!


This Hear Me Scream pounder is around 51cm long,  and 346 grams of obnoxiously loud orange, and is made from ethically sourced plantation pine. This particular beastie is a horrific orange. Truly, it burns the eyes in a most incredible fashion. To offset the strange sting, the text "If you think this paddle is loud, you should hear me SCREAM" occupies the space on the front side of the paddle, and has been decorated with white and red diamantes as a consolation for the lack of sight you'll soon be experiencing if you look at this too long. Did I mention it was bright?


Small and unassuming, but holy bajoly will this little punk pack a punch! Pounders feature a wide grip handle for ease of use, are lightweight and comfortable for long-term swinging. Their impact tends to be a much broader thumpy sensation when comapared to the thinner Diddle Sticks, and is good for those who prefer thuddy to stingy sensations. They make a good intro to impact play due to their more 'entry friendly' sensations, and control offered to the user.


This item is a hand-illlustrated custom design. Subsequent productions of this item may differ slightly in appearance from the picture above as a result of the creation process. As a hand made item, there are minor imperfections, scuffs and bumps, as pictured.


Please make sure you check out the Toy Care instructions page so you can give your new toy the best treatment possible!

Hear Me Scream Pounder


Weight: 346g

Length: 51cm

Colour: Fluro orange and black

Finish: Satin + Diamantes

Glitter: None

Curved: No

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