"If I could bottle the stiffness in my joints, I'd put the little blue pill out of business!"
This "I'm here, I'm queer" pounder is around 36cm long, and is 257 grams of aching, joint-popping and groaning goodness, and is made from reclaimed pine timber. This particular beastie is a lovely blue base with a teal handle, and has been decorated with the words "I'm here, I'm queer, and my joint pain is moderate to severe" in a combination of black text with white outlines, red, yellow and rainbow font. The word 'QUEER' has been decorated with a rainbow of diamantes, one colour for each letter, and the highlights for 'moderate' and 'severe' have been decorated in corresponding yellow and red diamantes.
Small and unassuming, but holy bajoly will this little punk pack a punch! Pounders feature a wide grip handle for ease of use, are lightweight and comfortable for long-term swinging. Their impact tends to be a much broader thumpy sensation when comapared to the thinner Diddle Sticks, and is good for those who prefer thuddy to stingy sensations. They make a good intro to impact play due to their more 'entry friendly' sensations, and control offered to the user.
This item is a hand-illlustrated custom design. Subsequent productions of this item may differ slightly in appearance from the picture above as a result of the creation process. As a hand made item, there are minor imperfections, scuffs and bumps, as pictured.
Please make sure you check out the Toy Care instructions page so you can give your new toy the best treatment possible!
I'm here, I'm queer pounder
Colour: Blue, Teal, Black, White, Red, Yellow, Pink, Purple
Finish: Satin + diamantes