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Your ass is grass <3


The Meanie Greenie Diddle Stick is a whopping 74cm long, 176 grams of floral fuckery, and is made from reclaimed materials. This particular beastie is one of my original superlong paddles, and has absolutely unrivalled length! It is a delightfully green base with "Meanie Greenie" in dark green text (outlined in white) and punctuated by charming pink flowers.


The Diddle Stick is the scene queen here at Pastel Poisons. My first and favourite toy off the press, these bad boys are ready for some fun.


The shorter Diddle Sticks are better for those with less grip strength or wrist issues, folks who are newer to impact play, or those who prefer more control over their implements of ass destruction. The longer ones pack more of a punch and are suited to those who like to play harder, those who like to scare their playpartners, or those who have a bit more experience with larger toys and like the versatility. Ultimately, there is something to suit every taste, and custom Diddle sticks are certainly an option.


This item is a hand-illlustrated custom design. Subsequent productions of this item may differ slightly in appearance from the picture above as a result of the creation process. As a hand made item, there are minor imperfections, scuffs and bumps, as pictured.


Please make sure you check out the Toy Care instructions page so you can give your new toy the best treatment possible!

Meanie Greenie Diddle Stick


Weight: 176g

Length: 74cm

Colour: Light green, dark green, pink and white

Finish: Satin

Glitter: None

Curved: Yes

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