If you can't make your own seratonin, sore bought is fine.
 
This "You should see my Anxiety" pounder  is around 49cm long,  and 360 grams of self-depreciating jokes, and is made from ethicallys sourced plantation pine. This particular beastie is a strinking fuschia with "If you think this paddle is huge, you should see my ANXIETY" emblazoned down the body of the paddle. The majority of the text is in lime green, however the word 'anxiety' is in capital letters, bright pink, edged in purple, blue, yellow, white, green and red, and filled with complimenting diamantes.
 
Small and unassuming, but holy bajoly will this little punk pack a punch! Pounders feature a wide grip handle for ease of use, are lightweight and comfortable for long-term swinging. Their impact tends to be a much broader thumpy sensation when comapared to the thinner Diddle Sticks, and is good for those who prefer thuddy to stingy sensations. They make a good intro to impact play due to their more 'entry friendly' sensations, and control offered to the user.
 
This item is a hand-illlustrated custom design. Subsequent productions of this item may differ slightly in appearance from the picture above as a result of the creation process. As a hand made item, there are minor imperfections, scuffs and bumps, as pictured. 
 
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