Flip someone the bird today!
 
This "You Absolute Tit" pounder  is around 36cm long,  and 232 grams of titlating torment, and is made from ethicallys sourced plantation pine. This particular beastie is a lovely baby green with "You absolute tit" in black text, surrounded on top and bottom by lush tree branches, and finished off with a Great Tit farting out a single music note, and bedazzled with AB glass diamantes. There is some very minor scuffing on the edges of the paddle due to the handmade nature of the item.
 
Small and unassuming, but holy bajoly will this little punk pack a punch! Pounders feature a wide grip handle for ease of use, are lightweight and comfortable for long-term swinging. Their impact tends to be a much broader thumpy sensation when comapared to the thinner Diddle Sticks, and is good for those who prefer thuddy to stingy sensations. They make a good intro to impact play due to their more 'entry friendly' sensations, and control offered to the user.
 
This item is a hand-illlustrated custom design. Subsequent productions of this item may differ slightly in appearance from the picture above as a result of the creation process. As a hand made item, there are minor imperfections, scuffs and bumps, as pictured. 
 
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